hot dog water + double gin shot. god told me to do it
hot dog water + double gin shot. god told me to do it
by throwawayformyblues
38 Comments
Curious-Kitten-52
Satan…
Murky_Amelia
I know that tastes like sodium chlorine
Zigor022
I wanna see a follow up post with an empty glass and the hotdog gone.
angelalj8607
Are you sure God would tell you to do this?
Sweet-Personality236
God hates you dawg
PsyShoXX
God had no hand in the creation of that unholy abomination.
KickooRider
Dirty dog martini might be something though
seueuenma
This is clearly the work of the devil.
Ok-Membership-5439
God hates you apparently
Sean_theLeprachaun
Yours is a god of lies.
AccomplishedFerret70
I reject thee and all thy works.
Asleep-Jicama9485
Die
Moreseesaw
billistenderchicken
Even a Jihadi terrorist would be like “Sorry God I ain’t doing this shit”
ZombifiedPie
I love gin and tonics.
That being said, I am thoroughly of the mind that gin was not meant to be shot on its own (maybe I’ve just had shit gins), you poor soul
merix1110
God dog damned shot
XDariaMorgendorferX
Go to your room.
AccurateSorbet3797
Did it turn you atheist after tasting it?
Stra1ght_Froggin
Fuck off 🤢
ohbrubuh
Call it the dirty marweenie
I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM
God got different plans for you
emmakittycat
maxru85
Dog told you to do it
ComradeAL
The class, the presentation, the depravity.
Some good shitty food porn at last.
Inner_Grab_7033
My fellow in christ
You may need an exorcism
edoreinn
I love the flavor of gin, and I’ll often ask for a bar or store’s “weirdest gin,” which has included infusions with bergamot and cacao nib, seaweed… I have been known to rapid infuse gin myself with things like artichokes or beets for themed dinner parties.
But this…. Is a sign of the end times 😅
DataOver544
No. Get help.
Hippobu2
What god do you worship? Sheogorath?
lizzy-lowercase
limp bizkit warned us about this
SirNorminal
Right to jail. Right away.
Both_Economy_2692
Hey could you become an atheist
Mickeymcirishman
Why would yoy put gin in it? What a waste. Coulda made a good weenie water soup outta that.
YoungHeartOldSoul
I don’t know, having read the Bible this does seem more in line with some shit God would tell a person to do to prove faith. Better than killing your son.
Nateddog21
I didn’t plan on being pissed off today
SFDessert
I used to be a legit hardcore alcoholic and even I’d pour this shit down the drain even if I was hungover and desperate for a shot.
Crap_Sally
Your god wants you to put some kool-aid ice cubes in it too. Red and blue.
Electronic-Hope-1
You look at that and tell me there’s a god lol
Realistic_Link_5935
fuck you where are you right now im on my way with the police
38 Comments
Satan…
I know that tastes like sodium chlorine
I wanna see a follow up post with an empty glass and the hotdog gone.
Are you sure God would tell you to do this?
God hates you dawg
God had no hand in the creation of that unholy abomination.
Dirty dog martini might be something though
This is clearly the work of the devil.
God hates you apparently
Yours is a god of lies.
I reject thee and all thy works.
Die
Even a Jihadi terrorist would be like “Sorry God I ain’t doing this shit”
I love gin and tonics.
That being said, I am thoroughly of the mind that gin was not meant to be shot on its own (maybe I’ve just had shit gins), you poor soul
God dog damned shot
Go to your room.
Did it turn you atheist after tasting it?
Fuck off 🤢
Call it the dirty marweenie
God got different plans for you
Dog told you to do it
The class, the presentation, the depravity.
Some good shitty food porn at last.
My fellow in christ
You may need an exorcism
I love the flavor of gin, and I’ll often ask for a bar or store’s “weirdest gin,” which has included infusions with bergamot and cacao nib, seaweed… I have been known to rapid infuse gin myself with things like artichokes or beets for themed dinner parties.
But this…. Is a sign of the end times 😅
No. Get help.
What god do you worship? Sheogorath?
limp bizkit warned us about this
Right to jail. Right away.
Hey could you become an atheist
Why would yoy put gin in it? What a waste. Coulda made a good weenie water soup outta that.
I don’t know, having read the Bible this does seem more in line with some shit God would tell a person to do to prove faith. Better than killing your son.
I didn’t plan on being pissed off today
I used to be a legit hardcore alcoholic and even I’d pour this shit down the drain even if I was hungover and desperate for a shot.
Your god wants you to put some kool-aid ice cubes in it too. Red and blue.
You look at that and tell me there’s a god lol
fuck you where are you right now im on my way with the police